Section 1: The Basics of Facebook Ads Wasting Budgets
Facebook Ads - y're like candy for your marketing eyes, aren't y? But wait, before you jump in headfirst and start throwing money at it like re's no tomorrow, let's talk about how to totally waste your ad budget in most creative ways possible.
1.1: Random Budget Allocation - The Art of Guesswork
First things first, you need to totally ignore any data or analytics that might suggest a more logical budget all 给力。 ocation. Why be smart when you can be random? Just pick numbers out of thin air and let your fingers do clicking!
Section 2: The Science of Wasting Money
2.1: Time-Wasting Targeting - Choose Worst Possible Times
Who needs to target ads when you can just blast m out at any time? Pick busiest times of day, like 3 AM, and watch as your ads are ignored by sleepy-eyed crowd.
2.2: Wasting Money on Education Ads - Learn to Spend Like a Pro
Spending 20% of your budget on education ads? Why not? They're like a great way to waste money while you learn how to waste money even better!
Section 3: The Real Art of Budgeting - Oh, Wait, We're Not Doing That